I made myself a playlist on my IPOD named "F-YOU" and I listen to these songs everyday on my way to and from work and they totally make me feel better so I'm sharing. Load up your ITUNES ladies and g

PINK HIPPO: "Where have you been? I am seriously irritated that you have been AWOL for what..three weeks?"   ME: "I was having a pity party and wallowing in self-created depression and gen

If you are not familiar with PINK HIPPO, read some of my earlier posts so you can appreciate this one!   It's been a little over a week since I forced a separation between Pink Hippo and her tr

I'm convinced. The DJ is trying to kill me. I know this because,  his playlist this morning was directly targeted at me. I mean is it not enough that I am stuck in Friday morning gridlock? NO? Oh

I swear this morning, as I was pushing the trash out to the curb (today is Garbage day in Beautiful Kapolei, Hawaii) I heard the distinct sound of a "frog" sneezing. I can't imitate the sound so just

OK so again, I'm minding my own business, looking for a nice quote to put on my E-Mail signature at work..and I come across a quote so funny, that the sip of Pepsi I had just taken was inevitably dest

OK, so just to make this whole nightmare even more interesting, let me set the record straight, OR NOT (OR NOT will make sense in about 2 sentences)..I am not completely devastated, losing weight from

I've been through the house a ZILLION times. I counted!..I have filed, tossed, destroyed, defaced, shredded, and artistically altered EVERYTHING left behind that should have been taken. I could walk t

OK..It's been 3 months...and I seem to be on a pretty predictable cycle so far...OK for a few days, REALLY OK for a couple more, CONTENT for a week and then *BAM*...GUT WRENCHING, NAUSEATING, HEADACHE