OK so again, I'm minding my own business, looking for a nice quote to put on my E-Mail signature at work..and I come across a quote so funny, that the sip of Pepsi I had just taken was inevitably destined to either spew from my mouth like a Tomahawk missle, hit my beloved 24 inch monitor like splatter art or choke me to death...i instinctively held my mouth shut with every muscle in my face and like the miracle our bodies are the Pepsi found its way up my nasal passage and out of my nose LOL...NOT PRETTY! ...ok so if you have any liquids (or solids for that matter) in your mouth , here is your warning to swallow, spit or chew NOW!

Here's the quote that sealed my nasal destiny:

"Having the love of your life leave you and say, ‘we can still be friends' is like your dog dying and your mom saying ‘you can still keep it'."  - unknown

 How true is that? 

This will be a very short post because there is absolutely nothing I can say to improve this absolutely brillant array of words...plus, I need to go to the restroom and see if I can devise a q-tip out of toilet paper and get the Pepsi remnants out of my nasal passages!